Sorry about the lack of updates around here. I recently started a new job at a newspaper (a newspaper that publicly endorsed Obama nonetheless!), and while I would update from the office, I’m not sure the old Windows 95 computers can withstand me using WordPress. No wonder the printed press is dying out!
So we haven’t really commented on this whole Illinois-governor-scandal buttshit yet. Gov. Blao-whatever is supposedly going to make an announcement on Monday on whether or not he will resign. Really? It’s a question? Yes, of course you should resign, you are a douche.
Besides having a stupid unpronounceable name and an obscene lack of forehead, numerous arrests, taking money for his own home renovations, BRIBES out the ass… well, I guess that’s probably enough to be able to form a pretty solid judgement of the guy.
Back when he was first apprached about having his phone tapped and his conversations recorded and all of that, he said, “whatever I say is always lawful and the things I’m interested in are always lawful.” Oh yeah, that sounds completely innocent. I mean, I’m always lawful, too, except you know, when I am stealing music and movies from the internet and dropping silverware into my bag at diners. I guess.
“I don’t believe there’s any cloud that hangs over me. I think there’s nothing but sunshine hanging over me,” the governor said. Okay, dude. See you in prison.
